On one of those annoying ads that pops up on the bottom of Messenger I saw this headline for a book: 3 easy steps to solving your money problems. I didn't click the link but this is how my book would go
1) Stop buying shit
2) Start saving some money
3) Don't buy dumb books like this
Pretty simple right? Then there was another ad for a book on how to never be late again. Here's my book for this one:
1) Pay attention to the time
2) Leave early
3) Don't waste time reading dumb books like this one
It then occurred to me that everything in life can be distilled to 3 easy steps
1) Grow up
2) Have some self-control
3) Don't read stupid self-help books
There you have it. It's so simple! I should create an informercial and get the mindless masses to send me their not-so-hard earned cash.
4 comments:
You'll make millions with this simple concept.
So you have a pay-pal account set up?
Of course Jen, are you ready to start paying?
Is it just 3 easy payments?
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